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At the welcome desk, a friendly woman in her 80s described how Cleeson Laverne Brown started a company here in Abilene that later became Sprint. I looked at her sagging eyes.

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Wichit pondered its original purpose. A presidential retreat? A contiguous cult center? A domestic listening station, to catch the tenor, literally, of middle America? The Ohio guys arrived, having suffered a minor calamity.

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The Ohio guys, with sdventure pig went north, continuing their kitschy pilgrimage toward Kanzas original Wal-Drug. The family with young boys went east toward home. I put the truck in gear, finally realizing what a week-long advejture in Kansas felt like.

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He gave me a look, like I was from France. On the drive outta Dodge, we passed oversized trucks transporting foot windmill blades to the spreading wind farms that rise from the fields like a new form of row crop.

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In the gift shop, I ended up the third wheel in a conversation between a local woman chatting with a ranger about how travelers that detour south from I discover how much history there is in Kansas. The ranger rolled her eyes, and I shook my head. The woman at our next stop seemed surprised when we entered, the only visitors of the day. The museum housed over types of barbed wire. Many were used for inexpensive fencing during American settlement of western Kansas, which offered little in the way of Deep Wichita Kansas hot adventure materials.

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A wall mural depicted Mennonite farmers hurriedly containing a grass fire as a tornado crested the horizon. Made of turkey red wheat straw, the replica Kajsas Bell was commissioned by the Smithsonian Institute for the Bicentennial. An evening hike in Tallgrass Prairie National Preservenear Strong City, provided vistas of how the plains once looked.

At one time, tallgrass prairieland spread for million acres. During the first generation of white settlers, most was plowed Dee developed. Flint is a sharp, hard variety of chert, which speckles the landscape and destroys plow blades. A bonus. As we returned to our car, we spotted a rare yellow Cardinal flitting among some bushes. The Destination Kansas! Part 1: Our tension may have related to the destination. Hopefully, seven days would do it. I caught myself describing the idea Deep Wichita Kansas hot adventure wife and friends as a bit of a joke trip, and I Hot housewives looking sex tonight Nashua guilty about selling it this way.

I wanted to do the trip in earnest, without a suitcase full of sarcasm and irony. Apparently, even founding Kansans realized most folks are just passing through on their way to Colorado.

I kept reminding myself to visit without casting judgment. So here we were. Outside a sweeping bend in the highway, a sign read: Kansas Welcomes You! Appropriately, in the grassy distance, there was a big gray barn. We started in the southeast corner of the state near the town of West Mineral, where an orange behemoth with black boom rose 16 stories above tree-line.

With weather approaching, Wichitz were encouraged to climb up ASAP. Scrambling along catwalks we visited the engine room. Eight empty platforms once held the hp motors that powered this million-pound rig. During its short operational life, from toBrutus blazed across the landscape at 0.

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Using a cubic-yard shovel, Brutus stripped 9 million tons of lignite from a shallow seam, traveling only 12 total miles before being decommissioned following environmental reforms. Today, the surrounding landscape is crisscrossed by over linear lakes, rain-filled excavations that comprise the bluntly-named Strip Pits Wildlife Area.

Inside the rustic museum, I examined Little Giant. An Deeep detour next led us to Dinosaur Park in Erie, where ten model dinosaur skeletons were welded Deep Wichita Kansas hot adventure auto parts and scrap metal. They were created by the late Robert Doris, at the suggestion of his daughter, between and his passing in A stegosaurus had piston arms and leaf-spring ribs.

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